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having vivid fantasies of playing polo with ralph lauren on a tommy hill
Created on 2005-12-11 05:11:10 (#9002010), last updated 2006-09-23
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Basic Info| Name: | chicken little curry. |
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| Location: | Sioux Falls, South Dakota, United States |
| Website: | cervix |
Bio- Him yelling, "Give me lust, baby".
- Flash.
- Give me malice.
- Flash.
- Give me detached existentialist ennui.
- Flash.
- Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.
- Flash.
| Truth | Fact |
| Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. On the other hand, men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. |
I'm a sled racer, top iditarod placer, and have pups that pull the sled. I'm a legendary eski-ho, and I love kylee shotkoski. I do crosswords, solitaire, and random internet quizzes, all in the name of bomber jackets. I wear scarves till you're retarded, and I smoke till I'm broke. I'll love you if I can make you cute. I have a hairy boyfriend, and a chubby bunny. I'll associate with anyone who believes every girl should own a little black dress. |
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.326's and .563's, acting, always signed on aim, athf, atmosphere, bananananana splits, bellatrix lestrange, big purses, cigarettes, danger doom, del the funkee homosapien, demetri martin, felt, gossiping w/co-workers, grind, habitual smoking, high heels, jaw gymnastics, jimmy carr, joely richardson, josh homme, law & order: svu, megan mullalalalalay, midwest music, miranda july, murs, my butthead, narcissa malfoy, patrick nagel, paul bettany, pseudo-older sister, rachel weisz, redheads, rhymesayers, sean daley, slug, still life with woodpecker, the bad plus, thick-hipped white girls, tom robbins
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